Beetle Bailey

Beetle Bailey, 2013-09-25.

Focus on the first panel, even on the fact that Gizmo has a sex robot and everyone is just perfectly OK with that and don't even object to him bringing it out in public, whatever it takes to avoid thinking about that second panel, because once you get there you're going to have no choice but to ask yourself just what the "love button" is and that's not a direction you want your thoughts going.

Wee Pals

"I'm doing my homework, Trinh." says Nipper. "By the way, what's the date?"
"The sweet fruit of a palm tree ?" says Trinh, misunderstanding the question.

Wee Pals, 2013-09-24.

Hägar the Horrible

"I must say, you look terrible, Hagar!" says the doctor.
"I feel terrible, doctor!" says Hägar, and it's easy to see why. His face is bruised, his clothes are torn, his helmet is dented and he has an arrow sticking out of his chest.
"Hmmmmm" ponders the doctor. "Are you getting at least 8 hours of sleep nightly ?"
It's funny because you'd expect a doctor to be better at working out what is wrong with his patient and the injuries Hägar has sustained are quite obvious.

Hägar the Horrible, 2013-09-24.

Mary Worth

Based on the Mary Worth strip for 2013-09-24. And you know, when I made this I thought it was funny because obviously Wilbur wouldn't actually invite Mary over to make him a sandwich, but the next day...

Mary Worth, 2013-09-25.

That is the original, unedited strip.

Snuffy Smith

Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 2013-09-23.

What is this sly, knowing smile being exchanged in panel two? Do those three know something? Has the devil been to Hootin' Holler?