2012-09-02

Retail

"Yes!" exclaims a customer, holding a box in one hand and his phone in the other.
"I just found this product $3.00 cheaper online!" he continues, carefully avoiding identifying the product in any way and making sure to specify that it is three dollars and zero cents exactly. The staff watch him in confusion.

"Ha ha ha ha!" he yells, flexing. "You lose, pathetic brick-and-mortar relic of the old world! The internet has freed me from the bloated bottom line of your antiquated business model!"
The staff watch him in silence.

Suddenly his phone goes "ding" and he swivels his head to stare at it, holding his arm out beside him and his elbow at 90 degrees.

"$6.00 for shipping?!" he exclaims in sudden rage, still carefully making note of the fact that the price is an exact number of dollars with no cents. The staff lose interest and wander off.

Comic

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