2013-10-12

Heathcliff

Heathcliff is tending his garden, in which he is growing a large amount of catnip. You can tell it's catnip because it's clearly labelled as such. At the front of the garden he has erected a scarecrow wearing a suit and tie with a bag slung over one arm, on which is written the word "vet".
"It keeps the cats away." remarks a small child.

All this leads one to wonder, what suicidal or foolhardy cat would dare to steal from Heathcliff anyway? And how long has Heathcliff been a drug dealer?

Heathcliff, 2013-10-11.

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