2014-05-07

One-Panel Wednesday: As rare as hen's teeth

The Lockhorns, 2014-05-05.

Leroy spots a sign in a window — "SIGN UP FOR OUR 10K CHALLENGE". He stops to consider it.
"Forget it, Leroy..." says Loretta, tiredly. "'K' is for kilometers, not 'kegs.'"



Ballard Street, 2014-05-05.

Roger is hanging by his hands from a clamp that he has affixed to a door-frame. At his feet a number of other clamps are scattered about. A dog is investigating them.
"Clamps are not a proper area of interest, Roger." says his wife.



Heathcliff, 2014-05-05.

Heathcliff and Garfield stand facing each other on an empty street.
"ShIt just got real." says one bird to another.



Pluggers, 2014-05-05.

Henrietta Beak is sitting in her car.
"Uh oh." she says, looking at the calendar she keeps on the dash. "I forgot I have a dentist appointment Friday. I better start flossing tonight."
A plugger continues to put a stick-on calendar she got from her bank onto her car's dashboard, even though she has three calendars on her cellphone.

Henrietta Beak is a chicken. She doesn't have teeth. Why is she going to a dentist? She is a chicken!

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