The Better Half, 2014-04-24.
"First they told me 2 + 2 + 4." says Stanley. "The they told me 3 + 1 + 4. After that, I lost all faith in our education system." And if he went through school and failed to learn to count then that would be a pretty harsh indictment of at least the school he went to.
Kliban, 2014-04-28.
An igloo is on fire. Several Eskimos form a line and pass blocks of ice forward to throw on the fire.
Snow job.
The Lockhorns, 2014-04-29.
Loretta's mother proudly shows off a trophy.
"Tennis?" says Leroy. "I thought it was for quidditch."
He's implying that Loretta's mother is a witch. You see, quidditch is the fictional game played by the wizards and witches in the Harry Potter series, so if she had won a quidditch trophy then she must be a witch. Leroy doesn't like his mother-in-law. That's the joke.
Heathcliff, 2014-04-29.
Heathcliff is spray-painting the word "POOP" onto a wall as a crowd of children watch and cheer.
"His graffiti is kid-friendly." remarks a police officer, making no attempt to stop the vandalism or apprehend the perpetrator.
Showing posts with label Better Half. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Better Half. Show all posts
2014-04-07
Weekend Workshop: Monday is still the weekend, right?
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| Based on Pluggers, 2014-03-31. |
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| Based on Lola, 2014-04-03. |
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| Based on The Better Half, 2014-04-04. |
2013-09-20
The Better Half
"The TV I want to buy is $599." says Stanley. "My available credit is $5.99. Do you think they'll notice the difference?"
Harriet regards him with concern. Maybe it's his deadpan delivery, but she doesn't seem to realise he's joking.
The Better Half, 2013-09-17.
Harriet regards him with concern. Maybe it's his deadpan delivery, but she doesn't seem to realise he's joking.
The Better Half, 2013-09-17.
2013-09-16
The Better Half
"I wonder if they're already cloning humans." says Stanley. "Ever notice how much I look like George Clooney?"
It's funny because Stanley is short, fat, bald, has a really big nose, and looks absolutely nothing like George Clooney. There's also the expression on his face, quite serious, suggesting that maybe this isn't even a joke and that not only does he really believe that he looks like George Clooney but that he may even be a clone. Harriet says nothing but regards him with a look suggesting concern, as though she's not sure if he's serious or not.
The Better Half, 2013-09-12.
It's funny because Stanley is short, fat, bald, has a really big nose, and looks absolutely nothing like George Clooney. There's also the expression on his face, quite serious, suggesting that maybe this isn't even a joke and that not only does he really believe that he looks like George Clooney but that he may even be a clone. Harriet says nothing but regards him with a look suggesting concern, as though she's not sure if he's serious or not.
The Better Half, 2013-09-12.
2012-07-09
Better Half
A woman and a man are having coffee together. "You really shouldn't make fun of my ex-boyfriends." says the woman to the shocked man. "You're one of them!"
Comic
Comic
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