If you haven't been reading Mary Worth lately, you're really missing out. It's not quite at
Aldo Kelrast levels but it's been pretty great. Allow me to set the scene. Mary Worth went to see an old friend in New York City, but something came up and so Mary has a bit of time to kill by herself, so she's gone for a walk in Central Park. But you know what big cities are like. They're full of young people for a start, and what do we know about young people? They're all criminals and drug users with no respect for their elders!
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| Mary Worth, 2013-11-18. |
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| Mary Worth, 2013-11-19 |
Damn kids! Always up to no good, sneaking around and shoving innocent old ladies!
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| Mary Worth, 2013-11-20. |
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| Mary Worth, 2013-11-21. |
But this young hooligan clearly didn't realise who he was messing with! Mary Worth isn't going to lose bag without a fight!
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| Mary Worth, 2013-11-22. |
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And just as all seems lost, who should appear but a reassuringly old man, The young mugger clearly can't stand up to both of them, so he runs away. Young people are kind of like wild animals, you just have to stand your ground and make a lot of noise and they'll back off. They're more scared of you than you are of them.
And once again we learn the valuable lesson that old people are kind and helpful and young people are dangerous and not to be trusted. Thank you, Mary Worth!
