Moose and Molly

"How about some coffee, Babe!" asks Moose.
"Get it yourself, buster!" calls Molly.
"Molly," says Moose, in shock, "are you joking ?"
"Of course!" says Molly happily. "Now go relax, honey, while I get it!"

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Apartment 3-G

As Tommie paces...

"The quickest choice would be to call an ambulance and schedule a C-section." thinks Tommie angrily, as Scott stares impassively at the back of her head.
"But that would surely put Nina into a panic." she thinks, as Scott hovers silently over Nina.
"There is another way," thinks Tommie, "but I'm totally inexperienced. Do I dare?!"
Scott cocks his head and looks confused.

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Lockhorns

Leroy, groggy and unshaven, stumbles into the kitchen where Loretta sits drinking a cup of coffee. "I told you turning 'Mad Men' into a drinking game was a bad idea." she says, resignedly.

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Broken computer

My hard disk died and I had to get a new one and set my computer up from scratch, so I missed a few days posts, but I should be back on schedule now.

Henry

Henry sits on a crowded train. A grey-haired lady approaches, and Henry gets up, offering her his seat. The lady sits down, and Henry sits on her lap, to the shock of the lady herself and the other passengers.

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