Andy Capp

Jackie stands at a podium beside which a sign proclaims this to be "quiz night".
"Question ten:" he says. "The last maritime battle with oar-powered ships took place where?"
Chalkie and Andy are sitting at a table, half-finished beers in front of them.
"That one's easy, Andy" says Chalkie. "It was at sea"
As Chalkie writes his answer down, Andy breaks the fourth wall to look at the audience as though to say "Can you believe this guy?"

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Beetle Bailey

Sgt. Snorkel is working in his office when Pvt. Bailey suddenly opens the door, leans in and laughs at him before slamming it and running away. Sgt. Snorkel immediately leaps to his feet and takes off after Pvt. Bailey, yelling "Come back here, Beetle!"
"Sarge hates it when Beetle gets the last laugh" says Lt. Flap to Lt. Fuzz.

Comic

Improving Garfield

Based on this recent Garfield strip.

The Lockhorns

Once again, the Lockhorns have somehow managed to convince a couple of their acquaintances to come over to their house. The four are sitting on the couch enjoying some afternoon tea. Well, not enjoying, but, you know.

Loretta is discussing Leroy's job.
"Leroy's first career mistake was choosing an office temp as his mentor." she says, matter-of-factly.
Leray glares at her. The two guests seem unsure how to respond, but seem more bored than anything. They obviously haven't been there long enough for the panic or despair to set in.

Comic

Improving Garfield

Based on this recent Garfield strip.