Shoe

Shoe is speaking to an incarcerated woman.
"Our readers want to know," he says, "why did you shoot your husband with a crossbow?"
"I didn't want to wake the kids." says the woman.

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Improving Beetle Bailey

Based on this recent Beetle Bailey strip.

Hi and Lois

"Look!" says Ditto, pointing at a black blob hanging from the ceiling. "Trixie's food formed a stalagmite."
"That's a stalactite." says Dot.
"That's a stalagmite." she says, pointing at another blob of the substance on the floor.
"Throwing food is very educational." thinks Trixie, hurling more of the horrifying black goop onto the floor.

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Pondering Crock

For those who don't know, the woman on the left is name Grossie and she is wearing a veil. That's what that's supposed to be. The question though, is why it's drawn that way. It fits snugly to the bottom of her nose instead of hanging down as you'd expect, and even though it looks like it's supposed to be opaque you can see her mouth through it, with the result that it looks as though her mouth is actually on the outside of the veil. Not to mention that her mouth actually seems to be on the side of her face (directly below her eye) instead of at the front like everyone else's. Why? I just don't understand it.

B.C.

B.C. stands at the entrance of a cave looking at some symbols drawn on the walls, remnants of humanity's past, of the time before the fall of civilisation.

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