Don't trust anyone over thirty

Curtis, 2015-02-05.

Are we seriously expected to believe that Curtis doesn't like any musicians who are over the age of 30? Really?

Bad pet owners

Marvin, 2015-02-04.

Does that mean his office is an entire floor?

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Hazel, 2015-02-04.

Don't feed your cat milk, adult cats are lactose intolerant.

Mysteries of physics and language

B.C. 2015-02-03.

How do those wheel contraptions work, anyway? There's no pedals, and you never see anyone putting their foot on the ground to push off like on a skateboard. Not that that would even work with that design. Once the wheel is in motion they'd be OK, but how do you get started?

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The Born Loser, 2015-02-03.

That's not what surf and turf is. Either of those options. Surf and turf is steak with seafood, usually stuff like calamari, mussels, scallops and prawns. I've never seen steak served with lobster.

Bad advice and inaccuracies

Dog Eat Doug, 2015-01-02.

They do though. They're called "comics".

Flo and Friends, 2015-01-02.

PSA: Chiropractors are dangerous charlatans.

I Don't Get It

B.C. 2015-01-30.

But Peter's wearing even less himself.