The two children sit on the couch, watching TV. Marmaduke has snuck up behind the couch and now rises up, forelimbs flailing, gaping maw revealing four pointed fangs.
"Forget it, Marmaduke." says the girl boredly, "You are not a vampire."
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2012-09-30
2012-09-29
Marvin
"Waaaaaaaaaaaa" screams Marvin, no doubt terrified by the featureless white void in which he finds himself.
"Thank god for my iPod." thinks the dog. Although what benefit it gets from the iPod is a mystery as the earbuds are clearly not in its ears. They're just sort of stuck to the side of its head somehow. The iPod itself is suspended in mid-air in front of the dog.
This is indeed a disturbing universe.
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"Thank god for my iPod." thinks the dog. Although what benefit it gets from the iPod is a mystery as the earbuds are clearly not in its ears. They're just sort of stuck to the side of its head somehow. The iPod itself is suspended in mid-air in front of the dog.
This is indeed a disturbing universe.
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2012-09-28
Mary Worth
A few days later, Mary drops by the Weston apartment.
"I'm sorry I haven't been available lately, Dawn!" she says, handing Dawn a perfectly white pie that leaves a trail of white vapour. "I've been so busy!"
"It's all right." says Dawn, taking the mysterious pie. "I've been busy, too!"
"How do you like volunteer duty at the hospital?" asks Mary, grinning like an idiot.
"It's great!" says Dawn, smiling blissfully at the pie. "I met someone amazing! His name is Jim and he's getting physical therapy there!"
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"I'm sorry I haven't been available lately, Dawn!" she says, handing Dawn a perfectly white pie that leaves a trail of white vapour. "I've been so busy!"
"It's all right." says Dawn, taking the mysterious pie. "I've been busy, too!"
"How do you like volunteer duty at the hospital?" asks Mary, grinning like an idiot.
"It's great!" says Dawn, smiling blissfully at the pie. "I met someone amazing! His name is Jim and he's getting physical therapy there!"
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2012-09-27
Meaning of Lila
"I'm surprised and disappointed to see your email." says Mr Payne.
"My email?" asks Lorraine, indifferently.
"Admitting that you stole Drew's point-of-sale idea." says Mr Payne, boredly.
"I did?" asks Lorraine.
"While I appreciate your admission of guilt, I must terminate your employment." says Mr Payne.
Lorraine doesn't respond. She clearly doesn't give a shit.
"Our webcams are in reverse." says Boyd. "We can see Mr. Payne." he clarifies, probably because that first thing he said was gibberish. Also, we can clearly see that there is no camera on Mr Payne's computer, so how this is supposed to be happening is a mystery.
"And he just fired Lorraine!" says Lila, unaware that no one is paying attention to that any more because we're all distracted by the whole "reversed webcams" issue.
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"My email?" asks Lorraine, indifferently.
"Admitting that you stole Drew's point-of-sale idea." says Mr Payne, boredly.
"I did?" asks Lorraine.
"While I appreciate your admission of guilt, I must terminate your employment." says Mr Payne.
Lorraine doesn't respond. She clearly doesn't give a shit.
"Our webcams are in reverse." says Boyd. "We can see Mr. Payne." he clarifies, probably because that first thing he said was gibberish. Also, we can clearly see that there is no camera on Mr Payne's computer, so how this is supposed to be happening is a mystery.
"And he just fired Lorraine!" says Lila, unaware that no one is paying attention to that any more because we're all distracted by the whole "reversed webcams" issue.
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