Hägar the Horrible

"Helga, will you throw me a rope?" calls Hägar.
"What's wrong?" asks Helga.
"Obviously the spring thaw has arrived" says Hägar cryptically.
Helga goes outside to find out what the problem is only to discover that Hägar is buried to his shoulders in the grassy ground in front of their house.

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Improving Garfield

Based on this recent Garfield strip.

Tina's Groove

Tina stands outside the door to the men's toilets.
"Carlos?" she calls out. "When will you be back to work?"

Maternity leave for men.

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Improving Garfield

Based on this recent Garfield strip.

Ziggy

Ziggy and his pets are in a vast, largely empty room. Ziggy, the dog and the cat are standing together, the parrot is on a perch next to a plinth on which the goldfish's bowl is sitting. They all seem pretty cheerful.
"...Pssst!" says the bird to the fish. "Want to hear a mammal joke?"

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