Blondie

Dagwood sits on a bench, watching Blondie approach.

"Sit tight honey... I'm going to make one more lap through the mall to make sure I didn't miss anything" she says as she arrives with the items she has already purchased.

"But you already lapped the mall three times" says Dagwood, perplexedly. "The odds are you would only be wasting your time"

"You may be right, dear" says Blondie, standing at an odd angle before him, "but that's just a chance I'll have to take"

She deposits her purchases on the seat beside Dagwood and hurries off, leaving him to stare in confusion at nothing in particular, one arm held awkwardly behind his back for no apparent reason.

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