Fred Basset

Fred's owner is talking to another man.
"I've always said," says Freud's owner, "Fred is one dog high and three dogs long!!"
"Ha ha ha" says the other man.

"Yes - There's nothing like an old joke..." thinks Fred.
"As long as it's a good old joke!!" he continues, glaring at his now worried owner.

The other man watches eagerly as Fred menaces his owner.

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