Archie

"Your fuel gauge is broken." says the mechanic.
"I know." says Archie.
"You want me to fix it?" asks the mechanic.
"No thanks." says Archie cheerfully.

Later, Archie is in the car with Veronica.
"Oh, look!" says Archie with a smile. "We're out of gas!"

In the pitch black sky above them, the moon silently explodes.

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