Crock

"I'd like to have a big, gooey piece of chocolate candy" says Grossie.
Suddenly an angry, lumpy, misshapen fairy appears with a "poof!"
"The chocolate fairy says 'poo on goo'" says the fairy.
"What if I split it with you?" asks Grossie.
"The chocolate fairy says ...'no poo on goo'" says the fairy happily.
Grossie turns to smile at the audience with a sort of half shrug, as if to say "Fairies, right? What can you do?"

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