Dustin

Dustin is sitting on the couch shovelling plain spaghetti with no sauce into his mouth.
"Whoa, easy does it, tiger" says Helen.
"I'm carbo-loading for a marathon." says Dustin.
"A marathon?"
"Yep... I plan to finish in four hours."
"I don't know, son, that seems pretty ambitious your first time out. What marathon is it?"
"'Vanderpump Rules.'" says Dustin, picking up the remote control to turn the TV on.

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