Beetle Bailey

Pvt. Bailey is reading the newspaper.
"This ad says I can try out a robot free of charge!" he says.
"What would you do with a robot?" asks Pvt. Diller.
In Beetle's mind he sees the squad. Sgt. Snorkel walks down the line reading names from a clipboard.
"Bailey..." says the sergeant.
"Here" says the robot that Pvt. Bailey has left standing in his place. It's wearing his hat, and this, in Beetle's mind, would be enough for it to pass without scrutiny.

Beetle Bailey, 2013-08-15.