Love is a battlefield

Panel from Mary Worth, 2015-08-09.

That's an interesting choice of quotation. Is it supposed to imply that Toby and Ian are at war?

As though one Les Moore wasn't bad enough...

If you haven't been keeping up with Funky Winkerbean lately, you've been missing out. Although it's normally one of King Features worse offerings, Tom Batiuk has really outdone himself this time, descending to almost Brooke McEldowneyan levels.