Beetle Bailey

Sarge gleefully struts up to Beetle, who turns to face him.

"I googled 'star' 'squiggle' 'grid' 'cloud'!" says Sarge cheerfully. "And came up with 'asterisk' 'mushroom cloud' 'lightning bolt' 'storm cloud' 'exclamation mark'!"

Grinning like a maniac, he grabs beetle by the throat and cocks back his fist to punch him. "I'm always trying to expand my vocabulary!" he says.

"I hate the internet" says Beetle.

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