Blondie

Dogwood and his carpool friends are sitting in the car. Dagwood has his briefcase on his knees.
The driver turns to Dogwood and says "Today is national chili dog day and you never said one word! I gotcha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
The woman, sitting behind Dagwood, is amazed at this revelation. The man sitting behind the driver is just cheerful.

Dagwood opens his briefcase to reveal ten hotdogs, individually wrapped in paper and carefully secured inside the case.
"I got these babies at my favorite hot dog stand and they should last me all week!" he says.
The driver is horrified. The other man is shocked. The woman is enraged.

Dagwood gets out of the car, greets Blondie with a kiss and begins walking away.
"Well, c'mon!" says the woman. "Who'd you think you were dealing with?!"
"Really...!" says the male passenger.
"Happy chili dog day, dear!" says Blondie.

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