Beetle Bailey

Sgt. Snorkel and Pvt Bailey are walking together.
"Oops!" says Pvt. Bailey, "It's starting to rain"
"It's a long way back to camp" observes Sgt. Snorkel.
"Hey!" says Pvt. Bailey as the sergeant effortlessly lifts him above his head to block the rain.
"Quiet!" says Sgt. Snorkel. "This is your assignment for today"

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