Shoe

Shoe is sitting by himself at the end of the bar. Cosmo is sitting at the other end talking to Roz.
Shoe groans.
"What's wrong with him?" asks Cosmo.
"It's his girlfriend Doris..." says Roz wearily. "She wants him to start calling her birthday Doris Day."
Cosmo is flabbergasted. Shoe looks absolutely miserable. Roz smiles.

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