Pondering Nancy

Nancy, 2013-08-24.

What? No. That is wrong on several counts. Firstly, you don't turn into an angel when you go to heaven, angels are completely separate and distinct entities. You don't change from human to angel any more than you can change from human to shark. They're just different things.

Secondly, fish don't have souls and therefore don't go to heaven at all. So even if angels were dead people there would still be no fish-angels in heaven.

Thirdly, if fish had souls and angels were the souls of the dead, then dead fish would be fish-angels, not angelfish, because it's the last part of the name that is most important. An angelfish is a fish with angel-like properties, a fish-angel is an angel with fish-like properties. An angel that used to be an angelfish would be an angelfish-angel.

And finally, what the fuck is this? This isn't a joke, it's not even a funny observation, it's just saccharine bullshit.