Mary Worth, 2014-04-14.
Several weeks later...
"Tommy?" says Iris, arriving home. "Have you been on the couch all day"
"Of course not!" says Tommy happily. "I'm just taking a break from my job search. It's not easy looking for work!"
The speed with which he slams his laptop closed tells more than we want to know about what he was doing during that break.
">Sigh<" thinks Iris. "At least you're not doing drugs."
I'm with Iris on this one. You have a bedroom Tommy, watch your porn in there, not on the couch. And lock the door for god's sake.
In Apartment 3-G meanwhile, Tommie refused to leave Lily the deer with Jack Riley, suspecting that the vet would simply euthanise the fawn as soon as she drove away.
Apartment 3-G, 2014-04-11.
Tommie drives away and...
"My heart is pounding and my hands are trembling!" thinks Tommie. "Slow down — you're losing control!"
In the back seat of the car, Lily bleats.
"It's okay, Lily." says Tommie maniacally. "Don't be afraid. I'll take care of you."
Then she checked into a motel and snuck the deer into her room. I really hope that this is just the beginning of a long descent into madness.
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