The Family Circus, 2014-05-16.
Billy has a piece of paper with "8+8=16" written on it.
"Guess what!" he says. "In another year I'll be halfway to driving your car!"
His father just looks at him blankly.
The joke here, of course, is that Billy will never have the mental capacity required to drive a car.
F-Minus, 2014-05-19.
A young man and an old woman cross paths in the street. As they do so, the man grabs the woman's bag and takes off with it. But something seems unusual about this scenario...
"Hey..." he says, "where's my wallet?"
It turns out that the woman has picked his pocket and is now in possession of his wallet.
Pluggers, 2014-05-22.
Earl applies yet another sticky note to a wall already covered in them.
A plugger always uses tape when using a sticky note.
Sticky notes are supposed to be temporary. They're not meant to stay up for year after year. If you want to store notes on a more permanent basis, there are better ways. Why do people do this?
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