"Samantha's performing her usual ritual before the lab closes for the summer..." says Rosalind, looking out the window. "...saving the lives of the lab rats by turning them into flowers and planting them outside!"
"More! More!" cry the flowers as Samantha sprinkles something onto them.
"Look, guys." says Samantha. "Someone is gonna notice that this is parmesan cheese..."
The lab rats are sentient, they can speak. They were going to be killed, but instead they were transformed into flowers by
The Barn, 2014-05-26.
Rory has a desk with a sign on it reading "Rory's Classics". Stan approaches and takes a sheaf of papers from the desk.
"'Gone with the breeze'?" reads Stan.
"Global warming." says Rory.
OK, Ralph Hagen, which part of "more extreme weather conditions" are you having trouble understanding?
Retail, 2014-05-28.
"Lunker did these counts awfully fast, Cooper." says Marla. "Are you sure they're accurate?"
"There are 57 packets in this box..." says Cooper. "Observe."
He dumps the packets onto the ground.
"How many, Lunker?"
"57." says Lunker.
"Why isn't he counting everything?" asks Marla.
"I don't abuse the power of Lunker." says Cooper.
No, seriously though, why isn't he counting everything? How would that in any way be an abuse of power? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 2014-05-29.
"Whar's Silas, Elviney ?" asks Loweezy.
"He's in th' back of th' store inspectin' the' canned goods !!" says Elviney. "An' between you an' me -- changin' all th' exp'ration dates !!"
Loweezy is horrified.
Well, now everyone in town is going to know and you're going to be
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